Note: This is what happens when you play too much Red Dead Redemption, overly obsessed with your dog, and have way too much time on your hands.Monty the Lawman
The wild wild West
Is a very rugged place
Even the best
Get dirt thrown in their face
The one who keeps the law
And turns wrong into right
With a golden gun in paw
And a badge gleaming bright
Monty the lawman
Rides into town
Monty the lawman
Gunnin’ baddies down
Rustlers hate his gun
Bandits cower in fear
Thieves turn and run
When the lawman comes near
His paws move like lightning
His eyes are sharp as swords
Your ears will be ringing
As his bullets rip through hoards
Monty the lawman
Can lasso anything
Monty the lawman
Quick draw dueling king
In a game of chance
The gamblers try to cheat
But the lawman keeps his stance
And knocks them off their feet
Liar’s Dice he always wins
Blackjack he hits the mark
Saloons, cantinas, and inns
He’s known as a card shark
Monty the lawman
With a cunning gamblin’ hand
Monty the lawman
Best poker face in the land
The townsfolk all adore him
They call him friend and pal
He gets free lace and trim
A bed and a corral
He’s civil with civilians
And children know he’s good
‘Cause he takes out all the villains
And saves their livelihood
Monty the lawman
With his trusty steed
Monty the lawman
And his dark bay named Good Deed
When someone’s in danger
The lawman will appear
Helping any stranger
In the vast frontier
He saves them from the noose
As he rides in on his horse
Cutting the innocent loose
As Good Deed stays his course
Monty the lawman
Assisting all who call
Monty the lawman
Never backing down from a brawl
With a bounty on your head
The lawman will hunt you
Just be smart or you’ll be dead
Take the justice that’s been due
If you surrender quietly
You’ll just be hogtied
But if you react violently
A coffin will be supplied
Monty the lawman
Works for no coin or buck
Monty the lawman
Stopping bandits run amok
He is the greatest hunter
Of the rogues in the hills
His horse is as fast as thunder
He has the fiercest gun skills
So remember this tale
Of the best lawman around
Don’t drink too much ale
And to the golden rule be bound
Monty the lawman
Legend of the plain
Monty the lawman
Filled with honor and fame
The wild wild West
Is a very rugged place
Even the best
Get dirt thrown in their face
The one who keeps the law
And turns wrong into right
With a golden gun in paw
And a badge gleaming bright
Monty the lawman
Rides into town
Monty the lawman
Gunnin’ baddies down
Rustlers hate his gun
Bandits cower in fear
Thieves turn and run
When the lawman comes near
His paws move like lightning
His eyes are sharp as swords
Your ears will be ringing
As his bullets rip through hoards
Monty the lawman
Can lasso anything
Monty the lawman
Quick draw dueling king
In a game of chance
The gamblers try to cheat
But the lawman keeps his stance
And knocks them off their feet
Liar’s Dice he always wins
Blackjack he hits the mark
Saloons, cantinas, and inns
He’s known as a card shark
Monty the lawman
With a cunning gamblin’ hand
Monty the lawman
Best poker face in the land
The townsfolk all adore him
They call him friend and pal
He gets free lace and trim
A bed and a corral
He’s civil with civilians
And children know he’s good
‘Cause he takes out all the villains
And saves their livelihood
Monty the lawman
With his trusty steed
Monty the lawman
And his dark bay named Good Deed
When someone’s in danger
The lawman will appear
Helping any stranger
In the vast frontier
He saves them from the noose
As he rides in on his horse
Cutting the innocent loose
As Good Deed stays his course
Monty the lawman
Assisting all who call
Monty the lawman
Never backing down from a brawl
With a bounty on your head
The lawman will hunt you
Just be smart or you’ll be dead
Take the justice that’s been due
If you surrender quietly
You’ll just be hogtied
But if you react violently
A coffin will be supplied
Monty the lawman
Works for no coin or buck
Monty the lawman
Stopping bandits run amok
He is the greatest hunter
Of the rogues in the hills
His horse is as fast as thunder
He has the fiercest gun skills
So remember this tale
Of the best lawman around
Don’t drink too much ale
And to the golden rule be bound
Monty the lawman
Legend of the plain
Monty the lawman
Filled with honor and fame
